Nautical Natterer Mugs

Wooden ship with large Advertising sails for Seasickness, scurvey, mutiney

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

Captain in a storm

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Are we there yet?'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Mind the whale, dear."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Emergency Phone.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Moustached gentleman

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Pirate