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'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Recalculating

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'