Nautical Enthusiast Who Loves A Good Laugh Prints

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Lighthouse Beam.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Fish or Cut Bait

"Shall I let them breathe."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Recalculating

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg