Naughtiness Pillows

'Admit it! You and your brother have been bouncing on your bed again.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Naughty-ometer.

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

'Wait, I've changed my mind. He hasn't been very good this year.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"Try not to anticipate trouble, Miss Mead."

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

Nudist Camp Murder

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

'What do you mean 'What would nanny say'?'

"I dunno. Have you been watering them?"

Best Orgasms.

As a child Moses was always getting into trouble

Making the most of coal in his Christmas stocking.

'I still enjoy nuts, but... Quiet! Here comes another one.'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

Lessons in Life .50$. This stupid machine took my money! Of course it did.