Naturopathic Doctor T-Shirts

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Herbal/Hisbal Remedies.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Witch Doctor

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Acupuncture clinic

Alternative Medicine.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"The sea will doctor you now."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'When does it hurt?'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Natural Medicines

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"