Naturopathic Doctor T-Shirts

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Herbal/Hisbal Remedies.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Alternative Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

'When does it hurt?'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Natural Medicines

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."