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Find that clip of the pelican eating the pigeon. - 'No, we've already seen it a dozen times.' - 'Find it!!!' - 'Gah! Alright!' - 'Ha, ha, ha! That is unlucky pigeon!' - 'Gah! Why am I watching this again?!'

"I, TikTok."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Crocodile

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"But what's my motivation?"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

E=Equals

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

The Hidden World of Desks

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

Grumpy Cow

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

Mousehole TV