Nature Therapy Pillows

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"I'm putting you on country music."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Ecological Therapy

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'I've never done this before.'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"So you think you might be contriving your narrative?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'I'd like to help you overcome your fear of intimacy.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Adult colouring books

"Penicillin? I'm sorry – I don't practice alternative medicine."

"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."