Nature Satire Appreciators Pillows

"Go on to the frenzy without me, Lou, I'm gonna just graze on the buffet."

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

Mikado

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"That's very offensive."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Forbidden Vegetable

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Glimpses One Dollar

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

Peacekeeping?

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Chicken comedians.

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

Pied piper.

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'