Nature's Song Reader T-Shirts

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Campground Conductor

"This is a duet yourself project."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Man and bird

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

"She's had work."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"Scientists say that this will be the most outrageous summer in 500 years..."

The World of People

'Snap that line!!...'

'I've been doing a home study course. Now I can echo in three languages!'

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"The ambient nature sounds are making me too sleepy to hunt."

Literal Music.

A mouse riding an elephant

Motivational Speakers of the Serengeti

"Let it go, Carl!"

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

'Beetles...I heard if you listen to their songs backwards, there are cryptic messages.'

A conductor staring at a percussionist