Nature's Quirks Admirers Pillows

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Pass that."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Tsunami Evac Route

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Gardener and the Giant Snail

BIG HOOF

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

A woman collecting mushrooms rests under a mushroom.

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

Why the chicken crossed the road...

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

'There's all the corn and crawdads you can eat across the highway, boy, and a plump, little female of your species up just about every tree.'

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

"Go on to the frenzy without me, Lou, I'm gonna just graze on the buffet."

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

A Great Invention

"Isn't it incredible that both of is, at this exact same moment are unemployed/"

On this date in 1896: Phineas Hiddlemeyer creates the monocle contact lense.

A guide to eight-legged animals.

"Forget the old and the sick. I'm going after the young and the healthy!"

Others are drawn by its exciting uncertainties.

"Samaritans? Do you have a gardening section?"