Nature's Paparazzi Mugs

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Life is for the birds.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Vegetarian Birds

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Comb Sweet Comb

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Occupational Hazards.

Feline Evolution.

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

SPOONING CACTI

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Bee Chess

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Grass huggers.

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Off to a bad start.

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

'How much?! You can't be serious: It's a hole in a tree!'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

A Deer Traffic Warden.