Nature's Loudspeaker Mugs

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Occupational Hazards.

Just a little seasoning...

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Birds with Headphones

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Ornithologist

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Man and bird

Horse rides over a judge.

'Steroids.'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

Cactus Huggers

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"Fascinating, aren't they?"

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'