Nature's Interior Designers Gifts

"I love what you've done with the place."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Getting to Know You

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."