Nature Redecorator Gifts

Getting ready for spring

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Painting the Ceiling

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Face Painting.

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'