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"I hate having my calls monitored."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Food Chain

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Live Stream

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I love rock festivals!'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.