Nature Raconteur Mugs

'Just my luck - in a previous life I jumped off Beachy Head.'

The Food Chain

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"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Leader shy and angler wise I can put up with - it's the darn insolence that bothers me.'

'Researching the opossum article.'

People Planet.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

"I'll need a three iron."

"How long have you felt like a man trapped in the body of an alligator?"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

'Think about it: There were over three million of us co-owning this ant-hill, so we only got a few cents each...'

"That was Hadrian's wall. Now here we are crashing into the Great Wall of China."

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

God's Kitchen

"I have this overwhelming urge to peck something other than wood."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"She's had work."

'Unusual weather for June'

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

'Switch off that mobile phone, we can't afford to have you distracted: You're on watch duty!'