Nature Narrators Mugs

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

Man sees 'Potatoes next left' sign, then car is hit by avalanche of potatoes.

"It's so confusing! Explain to us again when we have to swarm and when we have to make a beeline..."

Raccoon Camp Nights

Bad Cheetah!!!

The Environmentalist

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Food Chain

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Live Stream

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'Researching the opossum article.'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

People Planet.

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"