Nature Photographer In Training T-Shirts

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Romantic Giraffes

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Bird Torture.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Giraffe Selfie

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Get out of my face!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

The One That Got Away

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Safari.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"I'm in disguise."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.