Nature Meets Law Fan Pillows

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

Trial by Media

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Not guilty?"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Mamoose...

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I'm more of a day owl."

Arrest of La Tuta

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."