Nature-loving Jokesters Pillows

Gardening Housewares. Of course it has insects in it --- It's a bug spray.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Try me/try me/try me...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'My dentist recommended it.'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'