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'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Frog in the puddles.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"She wishes to range free!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

Stormy weather

'At ease, soldier.'

Comb Sweet Comb

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The Velvet Mesquite

The last Passenger Pigeon

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

America Off-line.

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."