Nature Lovers With A Funny Bone T-Shirts

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Pass that."

Graffitti.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

The natural selection process in golf.

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

'I'm sorry Adam, but you're ugly... I mean we all are, but especially you.'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

'Native wildlife self preservation.'

'morning

'Look out. Oil slick approaching.'

Cloud Watching

'Look, a pair of mountaineers: Looks like they're really struggling on the easy cliff-face...'

Echo is not ready to say, 'I love you.'

"Don't drink that natural spring water! The aquifer's polluted with agrochemicals!"

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

Bird box with satellite dish.

Tourists finding a path

"I think I'd appreciate the outdoors more if all these stupid trees weren't blocking the view."

'There's all the corn and crawdads you can eat across the highway, boy, and a plump, little female of your species up just about every tree.'

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'I have hundreds of friends on the internet: I'm not a lone-wolf in cyberspace...'