Nature Investor Prints

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

Daytraders' Park: Water, Electric & Free Stock Trades.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I've invested in property..."

"Dow's up!"

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Putting money back in to the world economy

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'But he doesn't want to chase sticks - He likes to follow the stock market!'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

The Day Trader

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Gene Manipulation

'I invest in emerging markets.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Money feeds tree of property

"But Tim has tremendous faith in modern technology...he's looking for an 'Foolproof pension investment strategy in uncertain markets and a potentially imploding Eurozone' app!"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Buddha Statue: Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'