Green Investors Prints

Holistic Stocks, Inc.

Nature versus commerce.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Putting money back in to the world economy

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'The diagnostic computer says it's in your financial best interest to invest in the companies whose drugs you take.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Mr Hines, invest in two 'feel good' stocks, and call me in the morning.'

Money feeds tree of property

"Your 401(k) is a low-risk investment, other than a few stocks that happen to finance the end of human civilization as we know it."

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

'Our new 'green' fund invests in companies that pay lots of cold, hard cash dividends.'

Recycling

'Our social conscience fund invests in companies that don't do animal testing.'

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

Filing cabinet has compost in bottom drawer. Man says: 'It's part of our new green-office initiative.'

"Look at all that stock market green, and tell me if we're making it a greener planet."

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

'You can rest assured that our 'diet conscience' fund invests only in low-fat, low cholesterol food companies.'

Ethical investment - piggy bank

"I'm a sports drink bottle you neglected to recycle in 2007."

Investments: We have organic and gluten-free stocks.

'If I were you I wouldn't worry about investing in futures anymore.'