Nature-inspired Skin Care Gifts

Flower growing out of a face mask

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

PROBLEM AREAS

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Pop Culture for Teens

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Have you got your make up on yet?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

New Twenty Blades

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"More concealer?"

New life (organ donation)