Nature-inspired Skin Care Gifts

Flower growing out of a face mask

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

"Too much concealer?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

New Twenty Blades

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"More concealer?"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

New life (organ donation)

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."