Nature Hikes Mugs

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Oh, Herb, our new camera! Couldn't you at least have handed it to me?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Skiing.

Local Knowledge

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Tommy!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Support Group for a Good Problem