Hiking Mugs

"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

"This is the life eh.?"

Cornwall

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

Bob loved the outdoors. Wound up with quite a collection.

People of the Fall

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"And that's when he realized he wasn't on the partner track at all!"

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

Scenes from a Vacation

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'

'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'

You were here, now you are lost.

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

Hi, I'm that bridge you said you'd cross when you came to it.

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'it's lonely at the top.'

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

'Then, once you discover what it is you are searching for, just type it into the search engine.'

'I need to arrange for some bridge financing.'

'What's that Scottish word for when it's cold gray and raining?'