Nature Enthusiast Turned Lazy Gifts

Bob tried living off the land. But the land soon got tired of Bob not pulling his weight, and kicked him out.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Welcome Spring.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Bears catching fish

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision