Nature Enthusiast In Court T-Shirts

"Your honour the people recommend bail be denied as we feel the defendant is a flight risk."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Zoo animals.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Save the termites.

Manhattan Woods

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

'To demonstrate that it's nothing personal I brought you some pills for the headache.'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

Leopard.

Save the Smallpox Virus t-shirt slogan

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"He was riding his motorcycle with his mouth open! Let's just say it was an unpleasant experience for both of us..."

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

EcoTours.

'Primitive camp' has WiFi.

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

Recycled Holy Water.

'Pity more fisherman weren't like you, Larry - we'd never have to worry about endangered species.'

"The drone-cam shows the farmer and the dog in the high paddock, so the chicken-coop is unprotected: Go for it Dad!"

'Al is your dog in season again?'