Nature Lover In Denial T-Shirts

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

"There's nothing more beautiful than a full battery."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Roads with a view.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Pastrami in the wild

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Manhattan Woods

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Fall in the Greek Temple

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Love your new tattoo."

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"We put him in the field but it didn't help."

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

Roadie

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Unplugging and going outside

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

Carrot reading.

Toilet Trees

An eagle catches springboard diver.