Nature Enthusiast But Distracted T-Shirts

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Swan Fairy Tales

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."