Natural Tranquility Fan Mugs

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Wine Lady

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Hot Pie Therapy

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The Deer of Spring.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Relax.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Ovalifolium Longifora

"Damn floral activists."

Carnations.

Springtime

Beekeeping 101

Amongst the rush.

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.