Nato Aficionado Mugs

Bouncer Erdoğan

UK-Swedish relations

Servicemen.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Treasure Island Book.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Ukraine Crisis

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Nato Membership

Elusive Shadow.

Michael Caine

John Masefield.

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Fyodor Sologub

Tess of the Dirigibles

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Samuel Beckett

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Rudyard Kipling

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Army Man Playset 2020

A squirrel talks about Margaret Atwood

Carpe diem

Louisa May Alcott