Nativity Story Lover Prints

"Do you think this will start some sort gift-giving trend?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Zoom Christmas

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Three Parent Baby

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Big Issue!'

Do not open 'til Christmas...

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

"I think I know why you've been so stuffed-up lately."

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

The Three Wise Women

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

Wise Men.

"A birthday gift card? Really?"