Nativity Stories Prints

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

"Sure, we followed the star - but we found the place on MangerBnb."

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

Closed for Christmas

"Looks like we weren't the only ones to follow the North Star."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Zoom Christmas

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Quit throwing dinner plates, Gentle Jesus.'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

Three Parent Baby

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

Do not open 'til Christmas...

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

'Big Issue!'

The Three Wise Women

"Uh oh! I just remembered we were supposed to pick up the midwife."

'Creche scenes are allowed on church lawns, Finnegan.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'