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"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Och lye the news'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Could you give us a push?'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Scot country dancing,

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

A man wearing a smoking headpiece

Alpine Pipe

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

At night - snake charmer.

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Never refuse their homemade food.

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Snake Charmer

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Rocket charmer.

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

"I'm not sure I like the way Gracie is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month."

Elephant Upgrade

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)