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"Meet my wife, Hiawatha and her sister Lower Watha."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Mark Twain

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Normal Rockwell - US painter/illustrator.

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

American Flag for the Statue of Liberty.

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

"Wake up, Tom. You're having the American dream again."

Don't forget the netiquette

"There's no need to shout!"

'They say they're going to sue us for forcing them to smoke.'

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.