Nationalism Pillows

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Communist.'

The Formation of the British Volunteer Force, 1859

European Loan to Greece

The British Lion Roused

Lèse Majesté

Not Proud To Be An American

Free and Brave, Say It or Else

US protestor beheads the Statue of Liberty.

Far right elected in Sweden

Marine Le Pen and the equality...

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is serious. We have now fallen behind Japan in the manufacture of American flags."

Austria turns right...."Travelling abroad? Never! Other countries are crowded with foreigners! We spend our holidays at our own Austrian seashore!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Kritik's Korner

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The star hunters

Candid Camera store.

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Privates Beach"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."