National Nurses Week Pillows

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Keyworker

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"You left your demons here last week."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

Coronavirus Waves

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Long shift?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"Turn your head and cough."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"I don't leave home without it!"