National Holidays Mugs

'I would have to give this year's display a higher 'oohs! & aahs!' rating than last year's.'

Rule Britannia!

V-O Day

Running of the Bullfrogs

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

National Doris Day

Cubans are happy despite bad weather.

Food Bank: A Free Platinum Jubilee Flag For Every Customer!

"Fancy fast-forwarding trooping the colour just for a laugh!..."

Canada Day

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Tourists

Santa Claus's Mail

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

The Baby Walker

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Meet the scribe"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."