Annual Holiday Mugs

'We went to the swamp last year! We're going to the glacier this year!'

'I take all my money out the bank each year for a holiday.'

"They come back every year to mate!"

The Tourist

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

The Baby Walker

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Tourists

Santa Claus's Mail

Easter Island legs

You Are Here

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Faster, Georges, faster!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the scribe"

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."