Narrative Sculptor Pillows

'Best Seller'

Spin Doctors, Inc work boxes: 'SPIN' and 'SPUN'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Artistic license.

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

Bookmore Publishing Co. Autobiography Editor - Embellish and De-Embellish.

Rodin, the surfer.

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

Child making ice sculpture.

"Garbage in, great books out."

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

Pen mightier than sword.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

"I read your manuscript with interest."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'The writer'

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."