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"I said, 'Go East'; you went west...again! Why can't you listen? Don't be such a schlep! You big schmoe!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

They're Not Just That Into It

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

No-Work Orange

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

The prying mantis,

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.