Narrative Nut T-Shirts

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Bubble gum leaves

Botany Baby!

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

You are what you eat!

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Name your sources."

One way only.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Entomology Reference

Frogs

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'