Narrative Artist Mugs

"Always exaggerate. It makes life seem more interesting."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"He's a nongraphic novelist."

'Why the hissing-surely I wasn't THAT bad?'

'Mike, how's the world's greatest writer of fiction?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Paul Klee

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

International Women's Day.

The Artist

' A good idea '

The DaVinci Code

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Alien David statue

Face painting.