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My Aunt's Left Hook Expels Uriah From The Chaise

The Truth

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I'm after the history section."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"And Jasper, dear Jasper, with his soulful eyes and great sagging jowl, would be stretched upon the floor, his tail a-thump when he heard his master's footsteps." Penny loved Daphne Du Maurier's 'Rebecca'.

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'And that one is the mistake I made in Act II, Scene III, line 14 of Hamlet.'

Reading room

Ilyasah Shabazz

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Getting Published

Inspiration

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself while both hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

The movie was over. But not for Bob.

Elevator choices: Up, Down, Different Narrative.

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea