Nap Time Narrators T-Shirts

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Cat and mouse

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Worm Bed

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'The princess won the lottery and lived even more happily ever after.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

'Once upon a time there were three people...'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

'...and then the wicked witch cast a spell, turning the beautiful princess into a freckled, chubby, little girl.'

'Robert, wake up! You're sleep hunting again!'

"Leave the top open, this is just a power nap."

Clancy: Bed

Dog sleepwalking after owner

When cartoonists sleep.

"'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and Hell itself breathes out contagion to this world."

Essential sleep in progress. Apologies for the inconvenience.

"The first one to fall asleep gets today's competitive-edge award."

'I can't understand it. He left for school two hours ago.'