Nap-time Fixer-upper T-Shirts

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'At lone at last.'

'Now it fits.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

Birds steal sleeping girl's shoelaces.

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"There's nothing wrong with your marriage that an extra bathroom and walk-in closet can't solve."

Well paid job

How cats see their home

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Nail Ambush

'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'

'Yeah, looks like you've got soem non-standard plumbing here'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'I found the termites!'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

Jungle Plumber.

Snowman offering solutions.

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

Wobbly bed.

That should keep it from overflowing again. Now, if you'll just sign the work order, I'll be on my way.

"If sleeping were an Olympic sport, Harry would be a champion!"