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Eventual Motion Machine

"He's just come back from a 'managing stress' course...He learnt all sorts of strategies for dealing with pressure...maybe he could show us some of them if he ever wakes up."

Tartine

Police Feline Unit

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

The Bookworm

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Canape?

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Trail mix?"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Shelter Cat Nap

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Dad Trophies

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Busy day

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.