Nap Advocate Pillows

After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.

"The People rest, Your Honor."

'Moretti's in 'power save' mode again.'

"Jerry takes 20 catnaps a day. Wish I could do that."

"You call us lazy?? Boss, you should be grateful because thanks to us the company saves a lot of money for raw materials and energy!"

Cat Run

"Do you think he's in a coma?"

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"How dare you be noisy during siesta time, young man!!"

"Originally we were planning to join a protest about our right to more naps, but she fell asleep."

Hi, you asleep or are you still reading?

Hunter Gatherer.

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

'I can't complain. It really cuts down on the number of mistakes he makes.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Happiness is a warm TV.

"Complaints are down, naps are up."

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Police Feline Unit

The Bookworm

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'